New Year (2015) Resolutions For Tech Companies

This is what technology companies need to do next year.

Chandrakant 'CK' Isi
02nd Jan 2015

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New Year (2015) Resolutions For Tech Companies

New year is just a few hours away. This is the time when people make new year resolutions. Walk the talk for a few weeks in the excitement and then get back to the lazy routine. This year, a lot of people have been asking me to get a life. Initially, I ignored it because being a gamer, I have multiple lives. Later, I realised that people are actually asking me to be nice. So finally I made a resolution to be nice to everyone in 2015. Considering my track record of keeping up with resolutions though, I would advice people not to get their hopes high. Last year, I decided to start sleeping early from 1st of January. By February, I developed insomnia, and now I go to bed at around 3.30 am. Anyway, my new year resolution will only affect the lives of a few people around me. Therefore, I have taken great efforts to set new year resolutions for tech companies that can have an effect on lives of millions an billions of people. Let' start with the biggies.

Apple
Suggestion: We love you. Give us back some of the love by selling products at less exuberant prices.

Microsoft
Suggestion: Enough of boasting about Lumia cameras, make some apps.

Google
Suggestion: Can we have Android that does not lag. Please?

Samsung
Suggestion: Hire a designer. ASAP.

Sony
Suggestion: Fix your smartphone cameras.

HTC
Suggestion: Let go of your "Ultrapixel" gimmick.

Motorola
Suggestion: Ditto as Samsung.

BlackBerry
Suggestion: Don't give up.

Micromax
Suggestion: Instead of roping in Hollywood stars, spend some money on after-sales. support.

XOLO
Suggestion: Accept that you are part of LAVA.

LAVA
Suggestion: Don't disown XOLO.

Huawei
Suggestion: Get a better name.

Lemon Mobile
Suggestion: Sorry?

Xiaomi
Suggestion: Get SAR certification, and come back.

Twitter
Suggestion: Stop those annoying hashtags.

Facebook
Suggestion: Stop asking for my mobile number.

Did I miss out on any company. Do you have a better suggestion? Sound off in the comments section. And hey happy new year to all the readers from Team TechTree. May you have a prosperous year ahead :)

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