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The only way to guarantee the cleanliness of your Apple product is to purchase Apple’s $19 (Rs. 1500) Polishing Cloth. Apple’s Polishing Cloth has been manufactured using top-secret materials with an Apple Logo stamped in the corner. 

The logo is there to remind you that it’s simply not worth the risk to use a more affordable option. Why take a chance on a more affordable microfiber cloth that could do incalculable damage to your precious screen? Those other cloths may be a fraction of the cost, but they’re also a fraction of the quality. 

You may wonder why Apple doesn’t give away its super special cloth for free when you buy an Apple device. But would you really be able to trust a product if it were free? Never forget that there is a direct correlation between price and trust. 

Apple users already spend a ton on Apple devices so anyone who is complaining about spending a little more is just being a miser. Haven’t you considered that this Polishing Cloth can wipe away every worry you’ve ever had about the hygiene of your Apple device? You simply cannot put a price on peace of mind. 

Another reason to purchase Apple’s Polishing Cloth is that in the future, if you ever have to repair your Apple device or claim a replacement under your warranty, Apple may very well ask you if you ever cleaned your device with a non-Apple cloth and if you admit that you used another cleaning product, then Apple may not honor the warranty and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself. 

And don’t even think about lying about using the Apple cloth if you didn’t, because there are ways for an Apple Genius to find out the truth.

It makes you wonder how we ever cleaned our Apple tech before the invention of the magical Polishing Cloth. How many germs were crawling all over our iPhones and MacBooks? It’s horrifying to think about. And why should we use the Polishing Cloth to only clean our Apple products? We should use it to clean ourselves too and never trust ordinary towels again.  

Now there are those that feel that the Polishing Cloth is a total rip-off, and that Apple is trying to loot you until you have nothing left – Until you don’t even have enough money to buy clothes, but who needs clothes when you have Apple’s Polishing Cloth? 

The only thing that could be better than the Polishing Cloth is the Polishing Cloth Pro Max, which is bound to come out soon and will likely contain even more features – maybe it will serve as a magic cape that will let you fly around the planet. And can you imagine what the third generation of this product will be capable of? The Polishing Cloth Mega Pro Mega Max will let you fly to the moon and back!

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