Game Goddesses: Dressed to Kill
Karan Bhatia, Jun 03, 2008 1919 hrs IST
Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind, beside, and in front of every happy gamer is a game babe!
Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark
Joanna is another hot English babe, and probably the closest version of the female James Bond that gamers have played till date.
The name Joanna Dark has two origins -- one as a tribute to a ferocious lady of ancient times, France's Jeanne d'Arc (Joan of Arc). The other reason developers chose to surname her "Dark" was that as an elite mercenary and spy of the highest order, she was impossible to spot, detect, or defeat.
Her red hair, blue eyes, and a star tattoo on her neck distract enemies long enough for her to infuse perfect holes into their foreheads. Her red hair is mixed with a little blond in front -- that's supposed to be a genetic flaw. This design of the character had been through many changes until a realistic Joanna was finally arrived at.
Gametrailers.com ranked her #9 in their top 10 babe ranking. Not bad for a girl who was born with a broken spine and went onto breaking bad guys' spines with chops and bullets.
Rachel from Ninja Gaiden
This killer with an overtly sexual costume is a demon hunter from the Vigoor Empire. She wields a powerful Warhammer to strike down foes to dust, apart from the Peluda Tail (a whip) and her Blades of Ouroborus sorcery. She is also a playable character in Ninja Gaiden Sigma.
The blonde babe's aim in the game is to kill her sister-turned-demon Alma, but she's unable to kill her infected sister, because, umm, she's her sister! In addition to this task, she also assists Ryu in escaping Holy Vigoor Empire. Her more dramatic quotes include "Fiends are pitiful beings, destined to live forever, slaves to the forces of evil," and "There is only one way to release them (to kill them). That's why I became a Hunter, to kill my sister, to kill Alma." A serious babe with a deadly mission, this one!
Elexis Sinclaire from the Sin Franchise
This toxic Bio-Geneticist from SinTEK Corporation wants to develop biological mutagenic weapons to kill and correct humanity (as if her looks weren't enough for that). She first appeared in the 1998 game Sin, but looked much better in Sin: Episodes: Emergence. Her super realistic curves will have most gamers sweating and, umm, uncomfortable, thanks to Valve's realistic Source Engine.
She wanted to make U4 and in the process of playing God (she's a Techtree Game Goddess anyway!) and building mutated life forms that could have enhanced physical and mental capabilities, she had to face the usual twists that overambitious, mad and evil scientists encounter. Her experiments went horribly wrong and the unsuspecting test subjects turned into horrible mutant monsters.
Not much else is known about this babe, except that she's hot -- smacking hot. The game and model designers must have taken a really long time to create her fine lines and curves and you'll spend a lot more time staring at her than shooting enemies, that's for sure.
She's evil. She's good. She's a very good evil girl as a matter of fact. As she redefines what having curves meant, we don't care if she wants to feed us mutagenic drugs. Her ultimate goal is to take revenge on the world through the evolution of mankind. Now that's wicked sick!
USER COMMENTS
ROFLcopter! I agree with you whole-heartedly. Writers like this should be put down before they give the rest of the community - let alone the entire country - a bad name. But to be quite honest, the quality of his work is in-tune with the rest of a garb on this god-forsaken site. I remember the good old days when TechTree used to be a Mecca for tech fanatics. It pains me deeply to see the site fall from mediocrity, into the bottomless pit of patheticness. Please work on your quality TT.
by B][D, Mumbai, on Jun 11, 2008 02:35 AM, Report abuse
by bhaskar, hyderabad, on Jun 12, 2008 03:50 PM, Report abuse
PIX as .pdf @ the last page. And now IM SURE, the person who wrote this idiotic comment IS FROM TECHTREE, how else would they know that teh pdf was unedited
by Karan Bhatia, Mumbai, on Jun 16, 2008 02:52 PM, Report abuse
gamer from mumbai, ahahha this is cvertainly some pissed off idiot from Techtree who has wriutten this
by Karan Bhatia, Mumbai, on Jun 24, 2008 07:26 PM, Report abuse
Hey Madhavi, karan here, please include the link to the pdf at the front of the article, othwewise people are getting angry for phokat and giving me gaalis for nothing
by Karab Bhatia, Mumbai, on Jun 16, 2008 02:43 PM, Report abuse Reply
Sahi hai BIDU...sab ki sab Item BOMB hain. Some hot b1atchez in the pdf bro! Ablaa Naari kya apman hain st-fu b1atch! One more addition where is Mona Sax from Max Payne oh yeah dat gurl had a hot piece of BUTT! Appy the n-u-d-e patch on Mona Sax in Max Payne 2 oh yeah!
by TAPORI, Dombivali,Kandivali,Boriwali, on Jun 05, 2008 01:23 AM, Report abuse Reply
by Anonymous, bb, on Jun 12, 2008 01:47 PM, Report abuse
9 pages of material on *babes* as the author mentions and not single pic?? And finally a pdf document to download and view the pictures? Aint it easier to google the links up? Imo, the author is a little retarded because the whole article(good otherwise) goes to waste with this gimmick...
by Neo, Chicago, on Jun 09, 2008 11:33 PM, Report abuse Reply
Mr.Author this article makes no sense without the "PICTURES" of the "BABES". Whose gonna read through your jibberish without Pictures? Ohh & what's this you want us to download your article again minus the pictures?! Author are you retarded? How does your editor pass this I just wonder...no pictures & article on game babes jeez nuts!
by Harsh Critic, MumBHAI, on Jun 04, 2008 01:01 AM, Report abuse Reply
absolutely! this article without pictures SUCKS!
by quadmaniac, motocity, on Jun 08, 2008 08:57 AM, Report abuse
oops.. saw the pdf link. sorry :)
by quadmaniac, motocity, on Jun 08, 2008 08:59 AM, Report abuse
I can't believe u didn't include the character Carla Valenti from the game Indigo Prophecy... she is as hot as any of these beauties if not more. Besides this particular game was one of the best adventure games made till date and is literally like a movie!! And what abut this- Kasumi from the Dead or Alive franchise Let's just say it plain: she's the sexiest, and you'd do well to develop the ability to play the game with one hand ;) ... u guys sure know how to say things without saying it actually he he he ;-)
by Grim, bengaluru, on Jun 05, 2008 01:06 AM, Report abuse Reply
Yeh naariyon ka apmaan hain. Hum iske khilaaf mukadma ladhenge
by Ablaa Naari, Tablaa City, on Jun 04, 2008 11:43 PM, Report abuse Reply
wooooooooooooooow!!!! could not have been done any better. and the pdf... that was a treat to the eyes!!! thanks a ton maamu!! ;-)
by Nirav thakker, Bangalore, on Jun 04, 2008 03:29 PM, Report abuse Reply
by Bart Simpson, Springfield, on Jun 04, 2008 09:29 AM, Report abuse Reply
Oops!! I made a Boo-Boo...sorry Author & sorry to your Editor as well! *Oh well the irony of being impatient for the pictures! didn't read the last paragraph..my bad!* I'll download your PDF & give it a go...but hey Mr.Author you could put up pics in the article itself you know! :P
by Harsh Critic, MumBHAI, on Jun 04, 2008 01:15 AM, Report abuse Reply
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The author, Karan, has got to be the biggest se>< starved m0r0n that has ever written for Techtree. This article could have been funny and entertaining, but instead it ended up being a display of Karan's obsession with polygonal brea5ts. It's as if he was just picked off Orkut for his ingenious "Fraandshiips Please" comments and considered apt for writing an article that portrays women in gaming. Not only is it a stupid idea to not include images in an article that's meat to be visual, but the PDF created as an accompanyment is visually repulsive. It looks like a Leprechaun puked out rainow colors on the layout. And Karan, it's very evident that you're absolutely talentless without the help of a copy-editor who probably has to re-write everything for you - as is evident from the garish writing on your un-edited PDF. Finally - "Welcome to the paradise of the unreal!" W T F!?
by Gamer, Mumbai, on Jun 09, 2008 12:10 PM, Report abuse Reply